This is pretty much a documentary on my life, with the following exceptions:
(1) We have BOYS. No girls. And our ninja warrior princess puppy doesn’t count.
(2) No hydrangeas. I’m such a bad gardener, I killed a ficus tree once. (That’s right. A FAKE tree. Killed it.)
(3) I don’t have that awesome lawn mower. I WANT that awesome lawn mower.
Have a fantastic Fourth of July weekend with your family, all you dads. Try not to blow off any important digits as you play with your fireworks. You know what I’m talking about.
“it’s the dad life :: embarrassingly accurate” by Joshua Skogerboe is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.